Real Name: Fedor Smith
Gender: Male
Birthday: Feb 10, 1976
Age: 37
City: Boston
State: MA
Occupation: Consulting
Top Sports: Ski, Surf, Kiteboard, Triathlon, Windsurf, Squash,
Defining Moments: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole
my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my
Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the
stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer
camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged
out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed
a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid
the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I
made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it
over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was
horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over
each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.